بدھ، 8 فروری، 2012

Talibans Offer to Surrender

Taliban have offered to surrender to US & NATO Forces. Yes, this is correct. Taliban spokesman, speaking to our sources from an undisclosed location offered to surrender. He said that, after due consultation among the high ranks of Taliban and with the permission of Ameer ul Momineen Mullah Muhammad Umar, taliban have agreed to end the fight which is going on for the past Ten years and have claimed thousands of lives, most of which were innocent.

He further said that, not only this fight has claimed thousands of lives but also, it has played a major role in economic recession globally, major economies around the globe are crumbling under the effect of this recession, so the end of this war would bring peace and prosperity not only to Afghanistan but to the whole world.

He also said that, after the death of Osama Bin Laden in an operation carried out by the US Forces in Abbotabad, there was no reason for American and NATO Forces to continue the war in Afghanistan and they should immediately stop the invasion of their homeland and let the people decide their fate. “If the people of Iraq can have their own elected Government, why can’t we Afghans have?” He asked.

He said that Taliban only have two terms to surrender.

1. All the prisoners of Guantanamo Bay should be released.

2. Justin Bieber should be given permanent residency of Afghanistan.